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"The human being is also more than his or her intellectual powers. Perhaps more crucial than intelligence in the human firmament are motivation, personality, emotions, and will. If we are ever to obtain a comprehensive and fully integrated picture of human beings, we need to meld our insights about cognition with comparable insights in respect to these other aspects of the human being. Perhaps, indeed, a different view of human nature will result from this activity of synthesis."
    -- Howard Gardner, Intelligence in Seven Steps, 1991

"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"
    -- Dorothy Gale, 1939

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